* * Captain Fhilsimian * *
Stats | Physical Description | Personality | Family
* Stats *
* Name
Captain Fhilsimian
* Pronunciation
fhill simm ee an
* Nickname(s)
Fhil; otherwise many, depending on the girls' moods
* Age
60-ish; no one has asked, and he won't tell. Basically, he is middle-aged.
* Rank
Captain of the S.S. Paradisiaca, an over-sized, space-worthy yacht; most importantly, he is the legal guardian of the three Dopp sisters, when they are away from home.
* Duties
He is responsible for everything on the asteroid. He keeps some semblance of order on the premises, makes sure the girls are provided for, and is ultimately responsible for the upkeep of all the ships, though the girls are pretty good about their own individual ships (the little atmosphere hoppers are not to be mistaken for a larger Ship, the likes of which Fhil captains). His responsibilities also include those to his own family, which live down on the planet.
* Home
The Dopp-Rock asteroid, though he has a home down on the planet.
* Physical Description *
* Hair
Short, greyish-brown fly-away hair that looks like a stuffed animal after you shake it.
* Eyes
Round, dark brown.
* Physique
A large, muscular torso, long limbs, large head. Much larger nose.
* Appearance
Capt. Fhilsimian usually wears his spotless white captain's uniform with polished shoes and a smart hat perched upon his head. MeLi thinks he looks like a mad scientist when he takes off the cap...
* Personality *
* Attitude
Fhil regards young people with an air of exasperation. He cannot fathom their antics, and more often times than not is pulled along rather than suggesting an outing. Frankly, the prospect of yet another "outing" with the Dopp sisters is a terrifying one. Or maybe just horrifying. Either way, he likes the company of bananas more than any one person. And while he may not admit it, he has a certain fondness for MoogerMint and puts up with her pranks for the sole reason that she prefers to use banana cream pies to hit him in the face with.
* Hobbies
Eating any food that contains bananas, hiding in his Amazon-like jungle (all plants imported. Of course.), and "sailing" his ship.
* Family *
* Parents
Old and decrepit, live with his wife and children.
* Wife
A female proboscus monkey. She does not have a large nose.
* Children
Five proboscuses, ranging in age from about 20 down to 7; and, of course, his beloved S.S. Paradisiaca. (Hey, if MelberLime's pets can be considered her "children," so his ship can be his own!)
* Pets
None.